And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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