He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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