So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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