okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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