I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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