I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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