If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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