Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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