More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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