Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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