and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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