Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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