if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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