im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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