If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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