This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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