talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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