I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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