you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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