This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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