can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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