battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
