remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
why is half of my head shaved?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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