Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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