That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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