I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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