He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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