Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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