I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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