good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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