yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
