I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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