get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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