it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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