no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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