One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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