I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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