it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
