i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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