he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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