bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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