question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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