Is it normal to miss your booty call?
someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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