That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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