I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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