Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Sorry about my life...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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