would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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