have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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