Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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