She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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