We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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