I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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