I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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