I am puke
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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