u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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