Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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