remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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